Don't Kiss Me, I'm Straight (1991)
Tony Raz, Karl Thomas, Jim Montana, Robbie Anderson, Chad Knight, Viper, Alexander, David Grant, Nick Youngblood, Eddie Greeko, Rick Savage
An overused theme is given a nice spark by directors Philip St. John and John Summers. Too bad the awesome original box art was jettisoned in place of this rather "blah" one. Playing into every gayboy's fantasies of "getting some" from your straight neighbor/best friend/sister's boyfriend/Army buddy, this one aims straight for the crotch from the get-go.
Yeah, this scenario has been played out hundreds of times before in other videos and it certainly falls more than a little short in the script department, but this one just seemed to click, and capture that "oh man, I've never done this before" feel perfectly, and the sex is more than hot enough.
Chad Knight gets his sister's boyfriend all "primed up," Karl Thomas takes a huge black cock up his pink hole, and the Army scene plays very, uh, "real" (close quarters and "no pussy" be damned!) as the two military boys who are looking for loving end up breaking not only the code, but each others' mouths and "rear admirals" as well.
Not great by any means, the straight-forward sex (pun intended) and nice shots of "straight boys" getting it from their "fag" friends make this a good crotch rubber/sack whacker.
Size: 923,17 MiB
Duration: 01:18:37, avg.bitrate: 1642 kb/s
Video: mpeg4, yuv420p, 640x480, 29,97 fps(r)